Sleepless Nights

They're just awful.

Sleepless nights are probably the worst thing since sliced bread. That's the term isn't it, 'since sliced bread'. Who decided that 'sliced bread' was such a good thing anyways. I mean, was it really that hard to cut your own bread on a weekly basis, that you initially looked forward to purchasing sliced bread. These are the kinds of things that I think of on sleepless nights. Damn you Sun. It's only May and it's already this hot. What are you thinking?

I don't know if this is a trend or if global warming is actually true. I think the only people that believe in global warming are those of which without an air conditioner. As for me, I'll sleep in front of an open refrigerator if it means staying cool and having an enjoyable sleep.

I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that. But I'm so hot that it's getting rather desperate.

We'll be putting in our A/C for sure since this little heat wave, I can only imagine what it is going to be like in August. I'm certainly not doing this for the next 4 months. That's just ludicrous.

I bet your wondering, who uses the word ludicrous these days. Well, don't ask me, I'm so hot I'm going delusional.

Sleepless nights are like days when you're so constipated that you can't lay down, or sit down, and all you want to do is just scream because you're so uncomfortable, expect you don't have the energy because you should BE SLEEPING.

The air is so dry and humid it feels like we're living on Mercury. I don't like space travel anyways, so please, take me back to Earth - me no likey the change, you hear me Roscoe Chavez?

Look at this. I'm so hot my blog is being reduced to some form of free write. This needs to stop!

The good thing I guess is that I picked up my ticket for Cuba today. We'll be leaving in 11 days. Now if we're out of the clear of the oil spill and if it's not too humid there, I'll be golden like a Canadian Olympian whose sponsoring McDonald's.

Until then my one and only faithful reader.

(I'm referring to myself, because I have no idea who else reads this...)

Sweet dreams and viva la refrigerator!